Fuck the herd of GOP appeasers
Fuck Kanye, Elon, Jeff and all apologists for intolerance and inequality
Fuck MotherTucker Carlson, Lou Dobbs, Rush “to justice” Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and all peddlers of disinformation and hate
Fuck the police
Fuck the Proud Boys, the Boogaloos and cowardly supremacist cunts who use their cars as weapons of mass protest destruction
Fuck guns and gun apologists and cunts who manufacture weapons of any kind
Fuck ex-coal lobbyist and EPA head Andrew Wheeler and fuck all the anti-climate, anti-science anti-environmentalists who’ve left a grim legacy of rising seas, barren lands, dirty air and a corrupted food chain for our children and their children’s children
Fuck Mike Pence, Fox News and anyone who prescribed Hydroxychloroquine as a “panacea” for the GOP Virus
Fuck MAGAts everywhere—you are being used and exploited by divide-and-conquerers who rule by waving a white world of lost privilege in your face like a carrot when in fact it is a stick
Fuck the Confederate flag
Fuck flag-waving, ‘cause (let’s hear it from Banksy) “people who enjoy waving flags don't deserve to have one”
Fuck Mount Rushmore for assassinating The Six Grandfathers and fuck all monuments designed to belittle us
Fuck the “rockets’ red glare” by kneeling every time the Star-Spangled Banner is played until #BlackLivesMatter
FUCK BAD SEEDS like [roll call]: Jair Bolsonaro (Brazil), Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Turkey), Bashar Al-Assad (Syria), Xi Jinping (China), Rodrigo Duterte (Philippines), Mohammed bin Salman bin Abdulaziz al-Saud (Kingdom of Saudi Arabia), Benjamin Netanyahu (Israel), Kim Jong-un (North Korea) who hurt, destroy, torture, pillage, discriminate and shit on us tweet by tweet, injustice by injustice, lie by lie, from way up high—denying a pandemic as their people die
Fuck Vladimir Putin and his “Fancy Bear” GRU hackers who conspired with James Alexander Kunt to steal the 2016 presidential election
FUCK #NOTMYPRESIDENT! (Yeah—how impotent is that?)
JAMES ALEXANDER KUNT IS OUR GANGSTER PRESIDENT!
And we are but a few ticks from economic ruin and tyranny
I am ELIA DEGAS, ESQ, and though I’m somewhat less than the Clarence Darrow I once aspired to be, I’ve still learned the hard way that “nothing is so loved by tyrants as obedient subjects.”
My story starts a few minutes before dusk on a cold, foggy Wednesday, November 9, 2016, when Monica Rivera, a dangerously addictive journalist, stepped into my law office with a story big enough to change the world.
She claimed that I was the bastard stepbrother of James Alexander Kunt, whose unlikely victory in the previous day’s presidential election had reopened the floodgates of bigotry. And she produced irrevocable proof that Kunt had disinherited me.
Her story activated me, saving me from a career going nowhere and a stack of bills I couldn’t afford to pay. And I vowed there and then to bring Kunt down—no matter the consequence, no matter the cost.
For more than three years now, I have fought the powers that be and the conspiracy that we were never supposed to see, without ever landing a serious blow.
Meanwhile, with the blood of a pandemic on his hands and economic collapse at his feet, Kunt is doing as all tyrants do—tearing America apart to save his presidency: campaigning to keep the Confederate flag flying; guarding statues that honor generals who fought the United States; turning a blind eye to his Bad Seed buddy Putin who paid the Taliban a bounty to kill US troops.
Well, on Sunday, August 23rd, 2020 things will change forever, because that is the day I finally land that blow and rid us of gangster President Kunt, once and for all.
I am ELIA DEGAS, ESQ—born of extreme violence, robbed of my birthright—and I’m the bastard that’s going to take the president down and save us from ourselves.